New Carols

These are from exmi & I figured that there had to be someone who would get the (BAD) joke.

"Azathoth, Azathoth <http://everything2.net/index.pl?node=azathoth> "
by Bryan M. Ball to the tune of "Jingle Bells" <http://everything2.net/index.pl?node=Jingle%20Bells>
Azathoth, Azathoth, Azathoth, the King, Center of the Universe <http://everything2.net/index.pl?node=Center%20of%20the%20Universe> ,
Insanity he brings, Hey!
Azathoth, Azathoth, Azathoth, the King, Center of the Universe, Insanity he brings.
Writhing round the place
<http://everything2.net/index.pl?node=The%20Crawling%20Chaos> ,
Insane pipers pipe, Takes up lots of space, The stars are getting ripe. <http://everything2.net/index.pl?node=R%27Lyeh>
R'Lyeh soon may rise,
<http://everything2.net/index.pl?node=Nyarlathotep>
Nyarlathotep plots, Earth will be the prize, We'll all lose our spots. Ohhh!
Azathoth, Azathoth, Azathoth, the King, Center of the Universe, Insanity he brings! _____

"The Carol of the Old Ones <http://everything2.net/index.pl?node=Old%20Ones> "
by A.H. Leman to the tune of "Carol of the Bells
<http://everything2.net/index.pl?node=Carol%20of%20the%20Bells>
" Look to the sky way up on high
There in the nigh stars now are right
Eons have passed now then at last
Whence They were penned
They will descend
They will return mankind will learn
New kinds of fear once They are here
As They reclaim all in Their name
Watch only can powerless man
Ignorant fools mankind now rules
Where They ruled then it's Theirs again
Madness will reign terror and pain
Woes without end where They extend
Scary scary scary scary Solstice
Very very very scary Solstice Up from the sea from underground
Down from the sky They're all around They will return mankind will learn New kinds of fear when They are hear They will return (followed by a glorious arrangement of four part harmonies) _____ "
<http://everything2.net/index.pl?node=Great%20Old%20Ones>
Great Old Ones Are Coming to Town" by Sean Branney to the tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
You'd better watch out; you better go hide.
<http://everything2.net/index.pl?node=the%20Elder%20Sign>
And Elder Sign's needed for this Yuletide Great Old Ones are comin to town. They're making a fist and shaking it twice. They're going to hit you, naughty or nice. Great Old Ones are coming to town. They're bringing ugly Shoggoths <http://everything2.net/index.pl?node=shoggoth> , And horrid Deep Ones <http://everything2.net/index.pl?node=Deep%20Ones> too, Shub <http://everything2.net/index.pl?node=Shub%20Niggurath> Niggurath is waking up And so is Cthulhu <http://everything2.net/index.pl?node=Cthulhu> So you better watch out, you'd better go 'way, Before the big guy comes up from R'lyeh <http://everything2.net/index.pl?node=R%27lyeh> . Great Old Ones are coming to town. _____

"Hark! the Nameless Cultists Sing" by James Westbrooks to the tune of "Hark the Herald Angels Sing" Hark! the nameless cultists sing, ``Glory to our dreaming King, Deep beneath the ocean waves, dreaming in his wat'ry grave. Soon the stars will all be right, usher in eternal night! When Cthulhu comes to reign, things here 'bouts won't be the same!'' Hark! the namesless cultists sing, ``Glory to our dreaming King!'' Cthulhu whose name strikes fear, speaks to those whose souls can hear: Late at night an artist dreams, wakes up with an awful scream. Then in clay his visions mold, pretty outre so I'm told. Visions of a scene from Hell, near impossible to sell. Hark! the nameless cultists sing, ``Glory to our dreaming King!'' Hark! the Great One's Priestly Son, Hail or you will be undone. Death and pain to most he brings, Ris'n with darkness in His wings. Waked at last no more to lie , proof that death itself may die, Born to crush the human race , wipe them out and leave no trace. Hark! the nameless cultists sing, ``Glory to our dreaming King!''