Rules and Laws

Don't worry about avoiding temptation – as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.
A column about errors will contain errors. Law of Journalism
A negotiation shall be considered successful if all parties walk away feeling screwed. Law of Negotiation

A show-off is any child who is more talented than yours. Mom's Law

A single fact can spoil a good argument. Weber's Maxim
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Law of Mechanical Repair
Age is something that doesn't matter unless you are a cheese. Conrad Black's Rule

All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way. Young's Law of Inanimate Mobility

Any swing improvement will only last three holes. Schellenberg's Law of Golf

An object will fall so as to do the most damage. Law of Selective Gravity
Those who are the most moral are farthest from the problem.